you: how was school today?
me: i saw a really neat grasshopper on the way home!
you: ok but how was school?
me: it was so neat hang on i think i have a picture

mrbiggsproductions:

The Real Hog Wash | by Cr1TiKaL
I laughed until I cried watching this

(Source: cr1tikal, via nyatcha)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

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shakespeareandpunk:

"I answered your weirdly specific craigslist roommate ad as a joke and now we’re living together" au

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resurrection-failed:

therapsid:

sims 4 may be missing a lot of basic game elements (i bet EA is gonna put them all in expansion packs) but i think the “scale objects infinitely” thing with Shift + ] makes up for it

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(swiped from LGR’s twitter)

this is literally the best thing i have seen about sims 4 so far

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rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

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